The Onion by unknow

Author:unknow
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Parodies, Holidays (Non-Religious), Humor, Social Science, Form, Anecdotes & Quotations, General
ISBN: 9781594745553
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: 2012-01-31T06:00:00+00:00

NEWS IN BRIEF

Couple Sneaks Away From Party For A Little Arguing

PHILADELPHIA—After consuming numerous alcoholic beverages and repeatedly locking eyes throughout the night, area couple Tracy Williams and Steve Stills were reportedly so overcome with passion Saturday that they slipped out of Dana Leink’s 26th birthday party for a quick 20 minutes of raucous fighting. “There was definitely some electricity between the two of them,” said Kelly Brandt, adding that nothing could have stopped the couple from “going at it” for a while. “Tracy and Steve are so intense—I’m not surprised they couldn’t keep their hands off each other.” According to those in attendance, everyone inside the party could hear the fiery couple’s moans as their bodies repeatedly slammed against the wall.

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